Monday, December 14, 2009

Chris Breezy would make an AWESOME book character









Soooo Chris Brown is like totally 'I'm so pissed off, I'm gonna cuss the world out & then delete my twitter page' angry over feeling blackballed on his album sales.
1. I didn't think his album sales were doing that bad, in fact, I expected them to go through the roof. I hear he was doing better than his pop-star ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, who recently released her fourth album, Rated-R.
2. Is this the same young man who said he was never an angry person?
SMH.
Ok while I was enjoying a glass of Pinot Noir I had a chance to glimpse @ his twitter rage….
Chris: I'm tired of this s**t. major stores are blackballing my CD. Not stocking the shelves and lying to customers. What the f**k do I gotta do?...
Chris again: "WTF…yeah I said it and I ain't retracting s**t.
He doesn't stop there: "I'm not biting my tongue about s**t else…the industry can kiss my a*s"
I take it he's a little (just a little) upset that the criticism for his attack on Rihanna,21, following a pre-Grammy Awards party has not blown over in time for his album sales. He was found guilty of assault and ordered to carry out 80 hours of community labor, undergo 12 months of domestic violence counseling, and he received five years probation for using Ri Ri as his personal punching bag. He was ordered to stay at least 100 yards (10 yards at public events) away from her for the next five years.
Chris vowed to "learn" from his transgressions. He released his third studio album 'Graffiti' and all seemed well in the world.
And then outta NOWHERE the Twitter rants began.
Sounds like some conflict going on to me.
Three common conflicts in literature I always look for are:
Man vs. Man (ex. My Chris-like character fighting against another hip-hop artist to see who could do the best M.J moonwalk)
Man vs. Society (ex. My Chris-like character not being able to get a bank loan because of flopping album sales & bad credit)
Man vs. Himself (ex. My Chris-like character having to fight his urges to beat his girlfriend in order to save his love for her)
Sounds like Mr. Brown to me.
Instead of Chris Brown, I think I would name my character Chris Blackballed(no pun intended.)


Pic Source: RashaEnt.

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